Office by Alex Penny
You're here. So am I. Let's enjoy each other.
Remember my co-worker who, in her pride over learning some new football vocabulary, said “overbound” instead of “out of bounds”?
Everybody…she. printed. out. the. wiki. on. football. plays.
So, she’s going to her Superbowl party, with drink and printout in hand, hollering about some, “That play was not on Wikipedia!”
I’ve gone to Jesus, y’all. I’m Buddhist, and I’ve gone to Jesus.
